Your mom's so fat
she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mom's so fat,
when she dances the band skips.
Your mom's so
fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just
to get on her good side.
Your mother's
so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Your mother's
so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because
she covers two time zones.
Your mother's
so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the
waves.
Your mother's
so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks
up.
Your mother's
so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she
doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Your mother's
so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee
jumping, they hit the ground.
Your mother's
so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks
at the menu and says, "OK"!
Your mom's so
fat, when she lays on the beach, people run
around yelling, "Free Willie!"
Your mom's so
big, she plays marbles with planets.
Your mom's so
fat, her belt size is the equator.
Your mom's so
fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.
Your mom's so
fat, when she turns around they throw her a
welcome back party.
Your mom's so
fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
Your mom's so
fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they
told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Your mom's so
fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of
franks.
Your mom's so
fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
Your mom's so
big, when the family wants to watch home movies
they ask her to wear white.
Your mothers so
fat, she was baptized at Sea World.
Your mothers so
fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Your mothers so
fat, she went to the movies and sat next to
everyone.
Your mothers so
fat, she's on a light diet...as soon as it gets
light out she starts eating.
Your mothers so
big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.
Your mothers so
fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a
helicopter tried to land on her back.
Your mothers
head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Your mothers so
fat, when she went to the beach, she was the
only one that got a tan.
Your mothers so
fat your bath tub has stretch marks.
Your mothers so
fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To
be continued."
Your mothers so
fat, she got a run in her jeans.
Your mothers so
fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your mothers so
fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Your mothers so
fat, she left the house with high-heels and came
back with flip-flops.
Your mothers so
fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.
Your mothers so
fat, she influences the tides.
Your mothers so
fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to
sleep trying to get up again.
Your mothers so
fat, she was baptized at Marine World.
Your mothers so
fat, she has her own area code.
Your mothers so
fat, they got her face on the Crisco can.
Your mothers so
fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "Sorry,
we don't do live stock."
Yo mama so fat,
were in her right now.
Yo mama so
ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck
to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so
ugly, when she walks down the street in
September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween
already?"
Yo mama so fat,
every time someone say "Kool Aid" she bust
through the wall.
Yo mama so fat,
her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat,
you have to roll her in flour and look for the
wet spot to fuck her
Yo mama so fat,
she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat,
she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so
nasty, I called her for phone sex and she gave
me an ear infection.
Yo mama so
ugly, she went into an hunted house and came out
with an application
Yo mama so
ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said
"Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so
ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so
ugly, the government moved Halloween to her
birthday.
Yo mama so
ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her
own projects.
Yo mama so
ugly, when they took her to the beautician it
took 12 hours... for a quote!
Yo mama so fat,
her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo mama so fat,
that she needs a sock for each toe
Yo mama so fat,
she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so
slutty, she could suck the chrome off a trailer
hitch ball!
Yo mama so
slutty, she could suck a golf ball through six
feet of garden hose
Yo mama so
poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo mama's like
a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in
her.
Yo momma is
like a bowling ball she gets three fingers,
thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more.
Yo momma so
fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the
10th planet.
Yo momma's so
stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your momma's so
poor she can't even pay attention!
Your mamma is
so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Your mamma is
so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9
times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!
Yo momma so
ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and
was charged for littering.
Yo momma so fat
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so
ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran
for the border.
Yo momma is
like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit
!!
Yo momma is
like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered,
thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for
more.
Your mamma is
so poor she was kicking a can down the street,
asked what she was doing and she said moving.
Yo momma is
like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned
around, banged, and then she comes out slow.
Your mother is
like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn!
Your mom is
like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a
day.
Your momma is
like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets
laid in the closet.
Your mothers so
fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and
drag her through a tunnel when they want to
clean it.
Yo momma's so
stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund.
Yo momma's
glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she
sees people waving.
Yo momma's hair
so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light
comes on.
Yo momma is a
carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and
she's never been screwed.
Yo momma is so
fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Yo momma is so
fat her blood type is rocky road.
Yo momma is so
fat when God said let there be light, he said
move your fat butt out of the way.
Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a park car.
Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless
phone.
Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a
tampon.
Yo momma is so
fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the
answer popped out.
Yo momma's so
fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!
Yo momma's
glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map
she sees people waving.
Yo momma's so
fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain
claimed her for the new world!
Yo momma's so
ugly, when you look up "ugly" in the dictionary,
there's a picture of her!
Yo momma's so
short, she does back flips under the bed!
Yo momma is
like a shotgun, one cock and she'll blow
Yo momma's so
fat she can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo Momma's so
fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's
Auto Body.
Your momma's
armpits so stink she put on Right Guard and it
went left.
Your momma's
like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
Your momma's
house is so small, when you buy a large pizza
you have to go outside and eat it
Your momma's so
hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her
shower!
Yo momma's got
more mileage then a New York city taxi.
Yo momma's face
is so pimply that her tears need a 4x4 to get
down her face.
Yo momma's so
loose, she jerks herself with the fat end of a
baseball bat.
Yo momma so
poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head
out the window and yelled ding dong.
Yo momma so
stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so
poor, she has to hang toilet paper out to dry.
Yo momma's so poor, when I stepped on a lit
match in her house, she yelled "Who turned off
the furnace"!
Yo momma's so poor, she can't get rid of the
roaches in her house 'cause they pay half the
rent!
Yo momma's feet
are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor,
it sounds like she's tap dancing.
Yo momma's like
a pie, everybody gets a piece.
Yo momma's so
fat that when she asked for a water bed, they
threw a blanket over the pacific ocean.
Yo momma's like
a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!
Your momma's so
fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a
satellite!
Your momma's
like the village bicycle, everybody gets a ride.
Yo momma's got
a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody's
cumming.
Yo momma's so
short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo mama so
skinny her pyjamas only have one stripe.
Your mommas so
ugly the army doesn't use guns any more, they
use her picture.
You're mama is
so poor that she chases the garbage truck with a
shopping list.
Yo momma is so
fat she caught a flesh-eating virus... and that
was three years ago.
Yo momma so
short she can hang glides Doritos.
Your mother is
so fat she asked for a water bed and they put a
blanket over the ocean.
Yo Momma's so
fat, when she walks by the TV I miss a season of
Friends.
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